When someone says I can have a bite of their food 

chaystar:

so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:

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what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

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me laughing without smiling 

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• wake up: exhausted
• 12 pm: exhausted
• 3 pm: really exhausted
• 5 pm: really freaking exhausted
• 7 pm: about to pass out
• bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

there’s nothing to eat

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JLo’s male stunt double hahaha

oh my god

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